Hi guys, Lyra here. If you don't know who I am, I am the minty green one. Anyway, I should really get to the point in this where I tell you abirtsef... dfoidhf... about myself. Sorry, these hooves are just not hands (Oh Celestia I want hands) and sometimes I hit the wrong keys. So yeah, I am Lyra, I live in Ponyville with Bon-Bon. And yes, we are. I have had previous experiences with a car, it was a DeLorean. It was all shiny and time machine and it helped me with some stuff to do with time and cake. I didn't like it, it was pretty slow and it talked to me. But that's another story, seriously, it is another story, read it sometime.
So I needed to get a car for this running for the leaves thing. I tried to get a Ferrarity but I did not have the funds, I also tried to get another DeLorean, but I couldn't get it up the hill to my house. I settled on a Diablo that I found in a dealership in Trottingham. It was quick, but not quick enough, I added some better tires and some other things to get the thing to turn, but that is not important. What is important is the fact I added a turbo turbo TURBO. The Twin Turbo I added gives more ponipower, I also called them Nick. After adding the Nicks, I turned to the engine, and decided I didn't know how it worked so I took it to Twilight Sparkle, local egg-head of Ponyville. She did not know either but gave me an address of a pony that could help, she was called Rainbow Dash. After getting her off of her cloud she agreed to help with the car after some... persuasion.
So now this thing has... what? Thats it? Ok, Dash said it only has 874pp. I was hoping for more bt8e he87w DARN IT THESE HOOVES.
So how did the drive go? It was good, some hits here and there involving a DeLorean. I swear that thing is stalking me. It was right in the middle of the road in a tunnel and I dodged it... right into layby where a police car was being all there and still. I missed it but then it chased me... FOAL! My car was more powerful and faster. Later on, I crashed into a wall. But it was okay because I crashed into the wall of the service station. The looked it me weird for doing so and one of them called me a 'Dumb Spike'. Celestia knows what that means. Anyways, the rest of the journey went without a hitch!
Here's a pic of me next to my lovely new car!
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So I needed to get a car for this running for the leaves thing. I tried to get a Ferrarity but I did not have the funds, I also tried to get another DeLorean, but I couldn't get it up the hill to my house. I settled on a Diablo that I found in a dealership in Trottingham. It was quick, but not quick enough, I added some better tires and some other things to get the thing to turn, but that is not important. What is important is the fact I added a turbo turbo TURBO. The Twin Turbo I added gives more ponipower, I also called them Nick. After adding the Nicks, I turned to the engine, and decided I didn't know how it worked so I took it to Twilight Sparkle, local egg-head of Ponyville. She did not know either but gave me an address of a pony that could help, she was called Rainbow Dash. After getting her off of her cloud she agreed to help with the car after some... persuasion.
So now this thing has... what? Thats it? Ok, Dash said it only has 874pp. I was hoping for more bt8e he87w DARN IT THESE HOOVES.
So how did the drive go? It was good, some hits here and there involving a DeLorean. I swear that thing is stalking me. It was right in the middle of the road in a tunnel and I dodged it... right into layby where a police car was being all there and still. I missed it but then it chased me... FOAL! My car was more powerful and faster. Later on, I crashed into a wall. But it was okay because I crashed into the wall of the service station. The looked it me weird for doing so and one of them called me a 'Dumb Spike'. Celestia knows what that means. Anyways, the rest of the journey went without a hitch!
Here's a pic of me next to my lovely new car!
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