Stage A Log - Derpy

OK, so as I’m sure every pony knows the starting point was at the Stalliongrad arms at midday with the start time being midday. This is very important to me and so I purposefully set an alarm for a few hours before so that I could be there earlier. However, much to my horror, Instead of setting the alarm on an alarm clock, I had set something up on a clock alarm. So anyway I was late but apart from that the run to Trottingham was pretty uneventful. There was an idiot that decided to change lanes in the entrance to the tunnel in which he managed to side swipe me. A few walls also has some nice additions to it which are mysteriously white and derpy mail colours. Looking forward to starting the next stage, hopefully on time this time.

Time: 27:52.992

Introduction - Derpy

Ok, so this is my introduction which means that I should probably write something about myself. My name is Derpy Hooves and for obvious reasons I love MUFFINS! I mean who doesn’t? Anyway back to this running of the leaves which is silly because leaves can’t run, and ponies call me derpy. I’m doing this so that I can prove that I am not the slowest driver out there, just adequately mediocre which is why I have chosen my Gallardo from the fleet of mail transports that sends your mail in all directions because one of them is bound to be the right one. It’s also so I can taste some great muffins from around Equestria because you can never have too many MUFFINS!